1. Squirrels fucking up cars.
2. Debating whether or not Captain Crunch is a real captain.
3. This family’s new fridge.
5. The story of Stephen Giraldo.
6. A flashlight in the middle of the road in Phoenix, Arizona.
8. Anything about the Ikea monkey.
9. A video of a raccoon on an escalator.
10. A standoff between a cat and a bird.
11. A man being hit in the head with a dildo.
12. A fugitive that is a goat.
13. A man licking dozens of taco shells.
14. The debate over Miss Piggy’s weight.
15. A man running naked into a cactus.
16. A bear scratching its ass.
17. The man who forgot his Cheez Whiz.
18. Whatever happened to this chihuahua.
21. A woman getting a new roof.
22. A follow up story on the boy from Boise.
23. The “ball tapping” epidemic.
24. The baby that was found in a sandwich.
25. And of course, the great Potato Chip Heist of 2011.
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