Empty Cher wraps up the presidential debate

http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/258395566764077056

Move over, Jared Leto. There’s a new post-debate analyst in town!

That’s right. The night’s not over until the crazy lady sings, and, thankfully, Cher has stepped out of her padded cell and onto the Twitters to offer her take on the face-off between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. So, dear readers, grab your Cher-ese — English dictionaries and feast your eyes upon the marvel that is Cher’s political musings:

Ive been alive for 11Presidents & M.R IS ABSOLUTELY The MOST EGREGIOUS LIARI HAVE EVER SEEN ! THE SNAKE IN THE GARDEN TOLD MORE TRUTH !

— Cher (@cher) October 17, 2012

Cher’s probably been around since the snake in the garden, too. But we digress.

Candy did GREAT JOB! She BITCH SLAPPED R.M Like the little Girl he is,when she said Actually Mittens”The Pres DID Call it a Terror Attack”

— Cher (@cher) October 17, 2012

That’s great, Cher. Except CNN has since had to admit that moderator Candy Crowley was wrong about her “act of terror” fact-check.

@jessicaj2534The people in his state cant stand him

— Cher (@cher) October 17, 2012

@mudboy88 My mom worked hard.We were Poor.I Worked my way up in a biz that Eats its Young.. SO from the Bottom of my heart.. Go Fk Yourself

— Cher (@cher) October 17, 2012

She worked her way up. Mitt Romney admires people like that.

@chuskeyl Look it up on utube He Said what he said he said !Mittens is an arrogant elitistBully who kept interrupting so..Stop! Cry Baby

— Cher (@cher) October 17, 2012

Cher also revealed a little-known fact about President Obama, bounty hunter:

@grusse11 he managed to find Saddam Hussein! Guess he will !

— Cher (@cher) October 17, 2012

Saddam, eh? That’s pretty impressive when one considers that Obama was only a state senator at the time.

To all of U who think obama lied,was handed the debate by candy etc etc! I care NOTHING FOR YOUR OPINION,GO 2 FOX & FEEL GREAT! THEY LIE2

— Cher (@cher) October 17, 2012

@teresawaltman Babe Fact, UnderMittens we get 77cent 2 a mans $.We have No control over our bodies & his 1st day he cuts planned parenthood

— Cher (@cher) October 17, 2012

Fact: Um, no.

@teresawaltmanAnd SOME LIE BEST ! And SOME LIE ALL THE TIME !XXXME

— Cher (@cher) October 17, 2012

@brpaulodonnell NEVER Said Moderate Republicans! T-Party,Right wing extremist& those who hate Pres.Because hes Blk !God 4give Them Father

— Cher (@cher) October 17, 2012

Do you belieeeeeeeeeve in post-racial politics? Cher apparently does not. Nor is she willing to quit pushing the false narrative that Romney and GOP hate the poor:

@brpaulodonnell M.Rhas many of the same top advisors . Father can u condone leaving the poor old, afflicted 2 fend 4 themselves ! Not

— Cher (@cher) October 17, 2012

Oh well.

@alanschechterly I Do respect U & Your Passion Alan.I can’t imagine 4yrs with Romney!We love our country,but cant agree on WHO will lead it

— Cher (@cher) October 17, 2012

Can we at least agree that Cher should take a long vacation from politics?

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