How Big Is Your Butt?

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    1. 1 ✓ Bicycle seats.
    2. 2 ✓ Barstools.
    3. 3 ✓ Jean shopping.
    4. 4 ✓ Jean pockets ripping.
    5. 5 ✓ Buying pants that fit in more than one place.
    6. 6 ✓ Knocking things off of counters.
    7. 7 ✓ Shorts.
    8. 8 ✓ Knocking into people.
    9. 9 ✓ People singing “Baby Got Back” because they think it is hilarious.
    10. 10 ✓ Yoga pants.
    11. 11 ✓ Leggings with patterns.
    12. 12 ✓ Tights.
    13. 13 ✓ Accidentally closing doors/drawers (with your butt).
    14. 14 ✓ Underwear shopping.
    15. 15 ✓ Cats/dogs/people using you as a pillow.
    16. 16 ✓ Leaning against tables (without putting your butt on them).
    17. 17 ✓ Accidental twerking.
    18. 18 ✓ Twerking on purpose, but then being unable to stop.
    19. 19 ✓ Airplane seats.
    20. 20 ✓ Getting up to use the bathroom during a movie or a flight without hitting anyone.
    21. 21 ✓ Navigating the aisle of an airplane while maintaining dignity.
    22. 22 ✓ Accidental clapping.
    23. 23 ✓ Squeezing through tight places.
    24. 24 ✓ Running without jiggling.
    25. 25 ✓ Ankle-length skirts.
    26. 26 ✓ Blazers.
    27. 27 ✓ Accidentally smacking into the corners of tables.
    28. 28 ✓ Stairs.
    29. 29 ✓ Finding dresses that don’t ride up in the back.
    30. 30 ✓ Two-piece bathing suits.
    31. 31 ✓ Butt-dialing.
    32. 32 ✓ Sitting in the middle of the backseat of a car.
    33. 33 ✓ Stairs.
    34. 34 ✓ Being compared to any celebrity with a big butt.
    35. 35 ✓ Getting cleavage in two places.
    36. 36 ✓ Putting your wallet in your back pocket.
    37. 37 ✓ Getting stuck in classroom chairs.
    38. 38 ✓ Dancing without hitting anyone.
    39. 39 ✓ Miniskirts.
    40. 40 ✓ People using you as a table or shelf.
    41. 41 ✓ Haters.

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