How Much Is Your Life Like A Sitcom?
Hey, there’s no shame in hanging out with the same people all the time if you’re having a lot of fun.
Castle Rock Entertainment
- Check everything that applies to your life.
- 1 ✓ Do you only ever spend time with the same small group of people?
- 2 ✓ Do you live with everyone in your small circle of friends?
- 3 ✓ Has everyone in your small circle of friends hooked up at some point?
- 4 ✓ Do you spend almost all of your time around your family?
- 5 ✓ Does your social life only involve the people you work with?
- 6 ✓ Do you only spend time around people from your school?
- 7 ✓ Do you spend time around your school even after you’ve graduated?
- 8 ✓ Are you still in high school despite the fact that you’re obviously an adult?
- 9 ✓ Is someone making a documentary about your family, school, or workplace?
- 10 ✓ Is everyone at your school or workplace extremely good looking?
- 11 ✓ Do you constantly hear laughing, but can’t figure out where it’s coming from?
- 12 ✓ Do you often hear applause when someone enters a room?
- 13 ✓ Do you ever hear people go “ooooooooh!” when someone near you gets kissed?
- 14 ✓ Do you ever hear people go “awwwwwww!” whenever a kid says something cute?
- 15 ✓ Do you always pause for laughter after saying something funny?
- 16 ✓ Do you have a hopeless unrequited crush on someone you have known for a long time?
- 17 ✓ Does someone you’ve known for a long time have a hopeless unrequited crush on you?
- 18 ✓ Have you ever been in a “will they or won’t they” romantic situation?
- 19 ✓ Do you have amazing sexual chemistry with anyone you truly hate?
- 20 ✓ Do you still spend a huge amount of your time hanging out with one of your exes?
- 21 ✓ Do you date a lot, and not stick with anyone for longer than a few weeks?
- 22 ✓ Do you have a roommate who is your opposite?
- 23 ✓ Do you know any total jerks who are secretly really nice?
- 24 ✓ Do you have a neighbor who constantly insinuates themselves into your life?
- 25 ✓ Are you hopelessly, desperately single?
- 26 ✓ Do you have a best friend who is hopelessly, desperately single?
- 27 ✓ Do you have a best friend who is extremely promiscuous?
- 28 ✓ Do you have exactly one black friend?
- 29 ✓ Do you have exactly one Asian friend?
- 30 ✓ Do you have exactly one gay friend?
- 31 ✓ Do you have exactly one latino friend?
- 32 ✓ Do you have exactly one white friend?
- 33 ✓ Are you the only [insert race/gender/sexual orientation] in your friends group?
- 34 ✓ Do you know a slobby fat guy who you constantly mock?
- 35 ✓ Are you a slobby fat guy who is constantly mocked?
- 36 ✓ Do you have a boss who is a total buffoon?
- 37 ✓ Do you have a boss who is harsh, but fair?
- 38 ✓ Do you have one friend who is so dumb that they can barely function as a human being?
- 39 ✓ Do you have a significant other who never ever interacts with anyone in your life?
- 40 ✓ Do you know any children who seemed to age rapidly from baby to toddler to tween?
- 41 ✓ Do you have an apartment in a major city that is much bigger and nicer than you can plausibly afford?
- 42 ✓ Do your friends spend an unusual amount of time hanging out in your apartment?
- 43 ✓ Do you spend an unusual amount of time hanging out in one of your friends’ apartments?
- 44 ✓ Do you spend all of your time in only two rooms of your house?
- 45 ✓ Do you spend a lot of time in bars without ever getting drunk?
- 46 ✓ Do you spend a lot of time hanging around a neighborhood coffee shop?
- 47 ✓ Do you spend a lot of time time hanging around a neighborhood diner?
- 48 ✓ Do you and your friends always sit at exactly the same booth at your favorite diner or bar?
- 49 ✓ Do you have a mostly hostile relationship with your spouse but stay together anyway?
- 50 ✓ Is your wife significantly more attractive than you?
- 51 ✓ Is your husband a lot less attractive than you?
- 52 ✓ Do you have an antagonistic relationship with one of your in-laws?
- 53 ✓ Do you have a rival?
- 54 ✓ Have you or anyone you’ve ever known given birth in an unusual setting?
- 55 ✓ Have you or anyone you’ve ever known gotten married in an unusual setting?
- 56 ✓ Do you and everyone you know dress up in elaborate costumes every Halloween?
- 57 ✓ Have you and your friends ever reminisced about the past in great detail for no good reason?
- 58 ✓ Have you ever experienced amnesia or a total personality change after being hit in the head?
- 59 ✓ Have you ever overheard a conversation and got totally the wrong idea about what was being said?
- 60 ✓ Have you ever been locked in a small room with someone you didn’t like very much?
- 61 ✓ Are you very rarely seen eating?
- 62 ✓ Does your high school principal play an unusually large role in your personal life?
- 63 ✓ Does your boss at work play an unusually large role in your personal life?
- 64 ✓ Are you friends with any extremely nerdy guys?
- 65 ✓ Do you live in the same building as your romantic partner, but not in the same apartment?
- 66 ✓ Does your best friend live next door to you?
- 67 ✓ Have you ever met a long-lost relative?
- 68 ✓ Have you ever gone on a vacation with your small group of friends or coworkers?
- 69 ✓ Do you spend every holiday with your small group of friends or coworkers?
- 70 ✓ Do you periodically learn very special lessons about life?
- 71 ✓ Do you have an incredibly close relationship to the entire family of one of your friends?
- 72 ✓ Are you a single parent raising kids with the help of a lot of other people in your community?
- 73 ✓ Do you live with one or more exceedingly precocious children?
- 74 ✓ Has anyone in your family ever completely changed their appearance without explanation?
- 75 ✓ Do you know any cartoonishly snobby rich people?
- 76 ✓ Have you experienced a sudden reversal of fortune in which you had to live with cartoonishly snobby rich people?
- 77 ✓ Do you live in a town that has a rivalry with another nearby town?
- 78 ✓ Have you ever thrown a wild party at your parents’ house while they were away?
- 79 ✓ Have you ever spent the night in jail for doing something dumb?
- 80 ✓ Have you ever pretended to be someone else as part of an elaborate scheme?
- 81 ✓ Have you or anyone you know had a “get rich quick” scheme?
- 82 ✓ Have you ever said something horrible about someone and then found out they were standing right behind you?
- 83 ✓ Do you often hang up the phone without saying goodbye?
- 84 ✓ Are all your problems and dilemmas generally resolved within a half hour?
- 85 ✓ Do you learn a lesson at the end of every day of your life?
How Much Is Your Life Like A Sitcom?
Your life is a lot like a sitcom, but may not actually BE a sitcom. Or maybe your life is a sitcom, but it’s a sorta unconventional sitcom?
20th Century Fox
This should explain all those wacky adventures you keep having with your close-knit group of friends.
Chuck Lorre Productions/Warner Bros.
Your life is definitely a sitcom, and it’s hilarious. Enjoy hanging out in your improbably large apartment with your best friends forever!
Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions Warner Bros.