I was gonna pass my standardized test, but I got high (S.C. edition)


Sounds like a plan! Clearly this South Carolina student has excellent judgment. Everyone knows it’s a smart move to tweet your plans to get trashed before today’s High School Assessment Program (HSAP) test.

Yesterday Twitchy reported on Florida students who took to Twitter to boast about getting high before taking the FCAT, a statewide standardized test. Apparently Florida is no anomaly.


Im smokin and drinkin before HSAP and shit. Im messin up

— Swank (@DontNeed_Hoes) April 15, 2012

#Hsap take the test high get high scores.. Lol!

— #SlutMajor Jay (@Sneaker_MindSet) April 17, 2012

If you taking hsap this yr .. get high , you'll get high scores

— Bart (@KashOwt) April 16, 2012


One student would very much like to join the 420 test-takers club, but failed to plan accordingly.

I wish I was high cause we have HSAP testing and it would make me focus !

— October 9th (@slimthickkk_) April 17, 2012

And another wasn’t sure if toking up before test time was the way to go.


Kids, don’t do drugs. It leads to oversharing on Twitter (not to mention iffy test results). If you won’t take it from us, take it from Afroman:

I’m taking it next semester and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/17/i-was-gonna-pass-my-standardized-test-but-i-got-high-s-c-edition/

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