‘Lolwut’? Eva Longoria would like to register a complaint about this country [video]

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http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/520228494476062720

Eva Longoria’s previous ventures into the political arena haven’t gone so well, but, bless her heart, this morning she dove in once again:

Eva Longoria: "We're the only country in the WORLD that promotes monolingualism." #ShowYourWork @EvaLongoria

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 9, 2014

Huh? OK, let’s hear it from her:

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Oof. No, Eva.

lolwut RT @CalebHowe: Eva Longoria: "We're the only country in the WORLD that promotes monolingualism." #ShowYourWork @EvaLongoria

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) October 9, 2014

She's wrong otra vez MT @lachlan: lolwut RT @CalebHowe: @EvaLongoria: "We're the only country in the WORLD that promotes monolingualism."

— willyz (@willyz) October 9, 2014

@lachlan @CalebHowe @EvaLongoria has she never heard of Japan?

— Christine Rousselle (@crousselle) October 9, 2014

@PoliticaILine We don't have an official language, unlike half of the world's countries. @CalebHowe @EvaLongoria

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) October 9, 2014

@PoliticaILine English is the dominant language, but it's not officially so. That in itself disproves @EvaLongoria's point. @CalebHowe

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) October 9, 2014

@PoliticaILine Apropos: https://t.co/nvEWAbeiQY @EvaLongoria @CalebHowe

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) October 9, 2014

Over 100 different languages and dialects are spoken in Des Moines public schools http://t.co/YT13ustJUL pic.twitter.com/tmnIMDT1Hq

— National Journal (@nationaljournal) October 9, 2014

@PoliticaILine @lachlan Like to see @EvaLongoria find English section of Spain's Health Ministry. Now find Spanish at http://t.co/x2rbgmg39V

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 9, 2014

Get to it, Eva!

@lachlan it's funny because all the other countries are teaching their students English. Wonder why. @CalebHowe @EvaLongoria

— Kevin Eder (@keder) October 9, 2014

@keder @lachlan Can you repeat that in Farsi? I'm sure @EvaLongoria is fluent.

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 9, 2014

Snort. Oh, Caleb … you’re so bad!

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Eva Longoria

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/09/lolwut-eva-longoria-would-like-to-register-a-complaint-about-this-country-video/

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