Make Sure Your Cat Votes This Election
Etsy seller Jenna’s Red Rhino makes feline voting booths (which aren’t really that different from the cat beds she sells, but who can blame her for savvy election-oriented marketing?). They’re on sale now for $69. In the product description she reports that “[f]eedback from previous members of the Executive Branch” includes: “I can occupy Cat Ball nao?”
Now we don’t even need to have an election because it’s clear that this woman should be president.