The Shirk Report – Volume 205

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

25 IMAGES

Well played
A $750 Corsa Smashes into $270K Aston Martin DBS. Of course it was pink
How a trumpet works
St. Peter’s Square 2005 vs 2013 (fyi first iPhone was released in 2007)
Clear shot at Batman. Slips on ice
Solid attempt
Solid camera work
Samuel L. Dogson
Follow me
Boom
This guy doesn’t realize the glass is only reflective on one side
Every suit De Niro wore in Casino
RUN!
St. Patrick’s Day delivery to an Irish Bar in Minneapolis
Cheeky sign outside a strip club
The elusive triple fetch
Body swivel
Kudos to whomever added the knife
You know a wedding will be good when this is the program cover
What am I doing with my life
Soon
From bad to worse
Trolling
Blowing up a mattress can be exhausting
Get ravey! | Still ravin’

10 ARTICLES

Inside TED: the smartest bubble in the world
The Professor, the Bikini Model and the Suitcase Full of Trouble (thx for sharing Tennyson!)
The Sunk Cost Fallacy
The Shadowy Residents of One Hyde Parkā€”And How the Super-Wealthy Are Hiding Their Money
How 19 Professional Athletes Went Flat Broke
Are we naturally good or bad?
Google Concedes That Drive-By Prying Violated Privacy
How Auto-Tune conquered pop music
7 Special Effects in Movies You Won’t Believe Aren’t CGI
More HIV ‘cured’: first a baby, now 14 adults

4 VIDEOS + 2 90s Flashbacks

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